Friday 15 February 2008

If You Need A Fix

Fix - Blackstreet

Frankly, I'm kind of over this whole scandal thing. But Hong Kong is still abuzz due to the release of new photos every couple of days. My sister went to buy a gossip magazine at a random news stand yesterday and the guy who ran it told her that he'd never seen magazines fly of the shelves as quickly as the ones talking about the scandal. One such magazine even sent their paparazzi photographers over to Vancouver . . . took pictures and interviewed students and teachers at R. C. Palmer Secondary [where Edison went to high school before getting kicked out in grade twelve]. While CNN International had a piece on the story last week, it has now hit the printing presses over at The New York Times' Page Six. I'd been wondering whether Lainey or one of the other gossip bloggers would write about this, and it's now up on Gawker too. Insanity.

Page Six
Fox News
Gawker

Sunday 10 February 2008

You're So Vain

You're So Vain - Carly Simon

Got this from Evo.

Apparently I am 78% obsessed with my looks. But I have to say that a lot of these are about preventative care, especially the skincare stuff . . . and I actually took this quiz based on whether I have these items or not - could you imagine using mousse and hairspray and gel at the same time? Eew. If you take a look at my current "I Have A Nasty Cold" face, I think you'd say that I am not vain at all! =]

Do You Use?
Hair
[o] straightener
[o] curling iron
[o] mousse
[o] hairspray
[ ] gel
[o] other sprays
[o] bobby pins
[o] round barrel brush[o] blowdryer
[o] mirror
[o] you have dyed you hair
[o] you have/had highlights

Total: 11


Eyes
[o] black eyeliner
[o] other color eyeliner
[o] eye shadow
[o] mascara
[o] fake eyelashes
[o] eyelash curler
[ ] eye shimmer
[ ] colored contacts
[o] huge sun glasses
[o] eye makeup remover

Total: 8


Lips/Teeth
[o] clear lip gloss
[o] red or pink gloss
[o] lip stick
[ ] chapstick
[o] lip plumper
[o] mechanical toothbrush
[o] teeth whitener
[o] lip liner
[ ] whitening gum
[o] had/has braces
[o] more than 15 lipglosses

Total: 9


Complexion/Overall Face
[o] blush
[o] moisturizer
[o] face wash
[o] bronzer
[o] makeup remover
[ ] face wipes
[o] powder
[o] cover up

Total: 7


Nails
[o] nail polish
[o] filer
[o] nail clipper
[o] nail buffer
[ ] cuticle remover
[ ] nail hardener
[ ] nail brush
[ ] fake nails
[ ] nail scissors

Total: 4

Overall Total: 39

Now, multiply your score by 2.
Then, repost as "I am % obsessed with my looks."

Saturday 9 February 2008

Age Ain't Nothing But A Number . . .

Age Ain't Nothing But A Number - Aaliyah

Oh wait. Or is it?

Latest developments from the whole erotic photo scandal in Hong Kong alleges that the more than 600 photos also contains images of Vincy Yeung, niece of EEG head Albert Yeung. The rub? She's currently only 18. Thus far, the photos haven't been published yet because no one is certain how old she was when they were taken. Edison supposedly started dating her 2-3 years ago. Speculation is that dude is in big trouble if he steps foot in HK again.

Here's the thing, Edison didn't leak the photos on purpose. That's been acknowledged, no? I don't think it's a stretch to say that he's a bit of a manwhore with a camera fetish . . . but again, he didn't intentionally release these photos in order to disgrace anyone. So does he deserve to get pounded for ruining the reputations of certain females? Maybe not. He may have engaged in certain activities with these girls - all of which appear to be consensual - but he's not the one who did the ruining. The person[s] who originally uploaded the images onto the web are.

Once again, I'm not condoning any of this . . . but I just find so much hypocrisy going on. People hating on Edison because of this when they should maybe look into their own past and see if they've done anything that's just as scandalous.

Tuesday 5 February 2008

Some Hot Stuff Is All That I Need

Hot Stuff [Let's Dance] - Craig David

Don't get me wrong, I watch the Super Bowl for the game. But one of the highlights of the Super Bowl Sunday is the commercials. It is a multi-million dollar advertising machine. And the lovely people over at AOL have put them all online for your viewing pleasure. Also available on MySpace. Enjoy!

My team lost. I blame it on Tom Brady's haircut. =[

Also from AOL is a list of the top eleven rejected commercials from years past. One of the funniest from that lot? Bud's "Swear Jar".

Pardon the toilet humour, but this other Bud Light reject and this other Bud Light one were pretty funny too.

Watch my favourites that did make the cut to the big game:

Coca-Cola "Balloons" - Go go Charlie Brown!


E-Trade "Baby I" - So cute!


E-Trade "Baby II" - He rented a creepy clown! Clowns, *shiver*.


NFL.com "SuperAd" - Aww, how inspiring!


Pepsi "Justin Timberlake" - Just because it's JT.


Doritos "Mouse Trap" - Nothing will ever beat the Ali Landry ads though.


Disney/Pixar "Wall-E" - Hahahaha, what a great combination of the names of two of my favourite people!


Diet Pepsi "What Is Love?" - What a great song.


T-Mobile "Barkley/Wade" - What, Chuck?


Amp "Jumpstart" - Speaks for itself.


Life Water "Thriller" - I'm a sucker for vintage MJ.

Sunday 3 February 2008

Get In Line With The Paparazzi / No Wonder There's Panic In The Industry

Piece Of Me - Britney Spears

In my last entry I wondered about the state of news reporting around the world. Allow me to clarify. While it's understandable that such a huge story in celebrity gossip is worthy of the front page on the tabloids, what's the deal with it headlining news programs? And I'm talking about the six o'clock, "families tuning in while eating dinner" news. I've quickly come to this conclusion.

It's not the the media's fault.

Don't get me wrong. I am not defending the likes of Britney, Paris, and Lindsay - far from it. But here is the bottom line . . .

The "packs of dogs" following celebs around, looking through their trash, and [over-] analyzing their blog entries are really just doing their jobs. There would be no place in the world for this line of work if not for one thing . . .

And that is the appetite for gossip of the general public. The paparazzi would otherwise be out of jobs, if not for the constant need to quench the thirsts of "normal" people who are either looking for ways to live vicariously through celebs or trying to fulfill some need to be voyeurs.

And here's the wake-up call . . . these people are you and me. The popularity of a whole throng of websites provides plenty of proof. YouTube, Xanga, Facebook . . . all places for everyday Joes to say, "Hey . . . here are the details of my fabulous life. Aren't I faaabulous? Look at me! Look at me!"

So if you ever feel the urge to hate on the paparazzi and say that they are being too reckless in their pursuit of celebrity smut, chew on this . . .

It's what the public demands. It's what you demand. And seeing that I have Perez Hilton, Lainey, and Trent bookmarked . . . it's what I demand.

However, allow me to say this. Puttings things on television, in magazines, on the radio, on the internet . . . with this ability comes the importance of reporting responsibly. And surprisingly, I was reminded of this by the blog of the very person who's in the middle of the erotic photo scandal that has taken over Hong Kong in the past week.

Edison Chen has pretty much gone underground since the first photos surfaced earlier this week. So when he updated his blog yesterday, the media were quick to read, judge, and publish their reaction. Edison's February 1st entry withholds any comments on the scandal situation. Call me naïve or maybe I'm missing something, but all I see are a few words and a couple pictures to promote a new movie he's in. It just so happens the pictures show Edison holding an automatic weapon.

A classic case of "a chicken talking to a duck". He blogs in English. Full CBC/ABC slang. Next thing you know, it's splashed across the front pages that he's making threats. So now I'm led to believe that people in Hong Kong aren't fluent in slang. Trust me, I never thought I'd be defending the guy . . . but dayam.

Responsible reporting? Out. The. Window.

For a more unbiased report on this, see CNN.

Friday 1 February 2008

They Still Gon' Put Pictures Of My Derrière In The Magazine

Piece Of Me - Britney Spears

And heck yeah they did. Well . . . not mine. Cecilia Cheung's, yes.

So for the past week, the topic headlining all the news and on the tips of all tongues in Hong Kong has been the pornographic photo scandal involving artists Edison Chen, Gillian Chung, Bobo Chan, and Cecilia Cheung. I don't think I can put it better than Xiaxue, so click over to her page for the low-down. Over at The Blemish, there are uncensored/unpixelated decent resolution pictures. I'm not going to bother posting them, do the click-work yourself. A warning though . . . the pictures are highly NSFW. But yeah . . . ugh . . . what's up with the dental floss, Mrs. Tse?

Maybe I shouldn't be talking about this because I am actually looking to join this industry . . . but I have to ask why there isn't anything better for the media to lead stories with. I mean . . . the temperature is dipping to record lows and people are dying from it. And on the Mainland, there has not been snow fall like this in fifty years. People are getting stranded for days on highways.

I've always been baffled by the priorities of news media in Hong Kong. I guess I should just be calling out the paparazzi on this. But then again . . . it is just the same in the States and Europe.